Easier Slayed Than Done, Part 3
(My younger cousin and I are bonding over our newly-discovered mutual love of an adventure video game. We are trying to take down a dragon with arrows.)
Cousin: *yelling at the dragon* “Come here! Come and get it! Do I have to spoon feed it to you?”
Me: “Eat the soup of doom!”
Cousin: *laughing* “Eat the yogurt of destruction!”
Me: “The cream cheese of desolation!”
Cousin: “The pumpkin pie of isolation!”
Me: “The mashed potatoes of despair!”
Cousin: “The ice cream of diligence!”
Me: “But ‘diligence’ means ‘persistence’. Like not giving up.”
Cousin: *pause* “Eat the ice cream of un-diligence!”
(We defeated the dragon. It was glorious.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?