Due Tonight Vs. Do Tonight
(I’m a librarian in a university library. It’s almost 5 PM and I’m getting ready to go home.)
Student: “Hi, I have a research paper and I don’t know how to find sources for it.”
Me: “Okay, what’s your topic?”
Student: “It’s [topic].”
Me: “That one might be tough to find a lot of information on. When is the paper due?”
Student: “Midnight.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?