Forget Your Manners And Get Forgotten

(I am in seventh grade. In science class we are learning about the reproductive system.)

Teacher: “Say it with me now. You are mature enough to handle this. Penis.”

(My friend goes into a giggling fit.)

Teacher: “[Friend], go stand in the hallway and calm yourself down!”

(We continue with the lesson. Suddenly, over half an hour later we hear a sneeze from the hallway.)

Teacher: “S***, I forgot her!”