Rectumify Your Mistake

| USA | Learning | July 2, 2014

(Student #1 is doing homework while our teacher is working on our computer, getting our work ready. Student #2, their best friend, is helping. Student #3 is not paying attention.)

Student #1: *reading paper* “Hey, [Student #2], what’s a rectum?”

Student #2: “It’s where your solid waste is stored before you poop it out.”

Me: “Well, let’s hope it’s solid.”

Student #1: *still writing answer* “[Student #3], do you have a rectum?”

Student #3: “…”

Student #2: “EVERYBODY HAS A RECTUM!”

Teacher: “I’m adding that to the list of weird things I hear in this class.”

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