Don’t Sweat It

(One of my teachers in high school tells our class about her son’s time on the school wrestling team.)

Teacher: “When was the last time you showered?!”

Son: “Uh, two weeks ago. Coach said not to. He said it would soak into my skin and bump me up a weight class.”

Teacher: “Wait, your coach told you not to shower after practice because the water will soak into your skin?!”

Son: “Uh, yeah.”

Teacher: “Listen, he doesn’t have to live with you but I do! You are going to shower as soon as you come home from practice, and if he has any problems with this, he needs to take them up with me! I’ll need to wash your sheets afterward, and everything you’ve worn.”