How To Pass Your OWLS

(I am helping with a drama class of 5th graders. They are brainstorming ideas for a skit.)

Kid #1: “We could do something… like… Harry Potter?”

Teacher: “Okay, I’ll write that down.”

Kid #2: “Hey, [teacher’s assistant], you look like Draco Malfoy!”

(The kids laugh.)

Teacher’s Assistant: “MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!”