Unfiltered Story #32727

(This takes place during my grade 9 World History Honors class)

Teacher: *talking about tenochtitlan (Aztec capital)*

Dumb Girl #1: “wait how come they didnt have a beach”

Class: “what?”

Dumb Girl #1: “you know a beach like california”

Teacher: *pulls up map of california* “you mean like these?” *points to coast*

Dumb Girl #1: “no like these” *walks up to smartboard and points at a lake*

Class: “oh my god you’re an idiot”

Kid in back: “My heart oh my gid my heart, HELP”