He’ll Grow Into It
(I’m talking to one of my favorite kids. He was adopted and so was I, so we’ve always gotten along really well. He’s known to say hilarious things.)
Boy: “How old are you?”
Me: “I’ll be 18 next week.”
Boy: “How old are you REALLY?”
Me: “17. But I’ll be an adult next time you see me.”
Boy: *eyes bug out* “18 is a grown up?”
Me: “Yep!”
Boy: “You’re killing me!”
Me: “Why is that?”
Boy: “Because you’ll be OLD!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
