The Key To Revenge

(My dad and I are going to a movie at a busy time of the day. There are only a few parking spots available, so everybody is searching for them. We finally find one and turn our turn signal on to claim the spot as the driver leaving the spot gets ready.)

Me: “Hey, look, there is a spot!”

(My dad waits for driver to leave. It takes about a minute.)

Dad: “Finally. I thought he would never leave.”

(Starts to pull in, but a minivan pulls right in front of us.)

Dad: “Hey! What are you doing!?”

Lady In Van: “This is my spot! I have been waiting here forever! Maybe you should wait your turn!”

(She had not been at the spot at all.)

Dad: “Yeah! Screw you, lady!”

(We speed off to find another spot, and I cannot stop laughing about what happened. We find one and head inside to meet my mom, and we see the lady in front of us in line.)

Mom: “What took you so long?”

Dad: “Some b**** took my spot in the parking lot. I keyed her car.”

(He didn’t actually key her car, but he wanted to freak her out. She quickly hurried to check on her car!)