You Have To Be Howling Mad To Work Here
(I’m working cleaning out cages and feeding the dogs, who are housed in a concrete building. The noise is cacophonous. One dog in particular begins howling.)
Dog: “OOOOOooooooo.”
Me: “OOOOOOOOOOOooooo!”
Dog: “OOOOOooooOOOOO.”
Me: “ooooOOOOOOO?”
Dog: “OOOOO.”
(This proceeds for several minutes until I notice that my supervisor is in the building.)
Supervisor: “Were you… howling at that dog?”
Me: “No! Of course not! That would be weird.”
Supervisor: “Oh, okay… Sure is loud in here today, though.”
(Supervisor walks away, looking back at me suspiciously.)
Dog: “ooooOOOO?”
Me: “OOOooooooooo.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?