Wont Be A Dry Run

(My girlfriend and I are both jogging in the mornings to get in better shape. She is a morning person, and I am decidedly not.)

Girlfriend: “Come on, time to get up. We have to go run before it gets too hot.”

Me: *groan*

Girlfriend: “Don’t moan. Get up; we have to go!”

Me: *sleepily* “F*** you.”

Girlfriend: “After we run.”

Me: “…deal.”