Right Working Romantic Related Learning Friendly Healthy Legal Inspirational Unfiltered

Bone Phone

| Romantic | August 24, 2013

(My fiancée and I are at a friend’s house. Since her outfit lacks pockets, I have her cell phone in my pocket. It starts ringing and vibrating.)

Me: “Love?” *give her a smouldering look* “I have something throbbing in my pants for you.”

Question of the Week

What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?

I have a story to share!