Sunny Side Up For The Destroyer Of Worlds
Coffee Shop | Related
| March 27, 2013
(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me: “So, what will it be?”
Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?