A Player In Every Sense Of The Word

(My younger sister is in high school. While we’re both geeks, she’s into comics and I’m into video games.)

Sister: “Do you have these?”

(She lists several video game titles.)

Me: “All besides one.”

(A few days later she comes home with a handful of memory sticks, and shoves them at me.)

Me: “What the heck is this?”

Sister: “My friends couldn’t get through their parts of the game. They want you to load their data, get them unstuck, save it, and give it back.”

Me: “Oh, okay…”

(She starts walking away.)

Me: “Did you just pimp me out to all your nerd friends?”

(She gives me the thumbs up without looking back.)