Secret Plan Of The Homosexual Agenda
(I’m home for winter break from college. I’m gay, but haven’t yet come out to my family. I decide that it’ll be a good time. I am also visually impaired.)
Me: “Mom, Dad, [Sister], I have something to tell you.”
Mom: “Let me guess: you’re a super-villain!”
Dad: “A blind super-villain, who wants to cloak the world in darkness!”
Sister: “And your name is ‘El Blind-o!'”
Me: “Um… no. It’s just that, well—”
Sister: “So what’s your secret plan?”
Me: “I don’t have a secret plan. I’m gay. And I want [boyfriend] to come visit on New Year’s.”
Dad: “So, you’re a gay super-villain?”
Me: *sighs* “Yes.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?