He’s A Family Guy

(I’m at my parents’ house visiting for the Labor Day weekend. I’m sitting on the couch watching reruns of ‘The Cosby Show’, when my dad walks by.)

Dad: “You know, that’s the last great American sitcom right there. The last 20 years have just been full of dumb-a** parents and smart-a** kids!”

Me: “Wait, but what about our house where there’s smart-a** kids and smart-a** parents?”

Dad: “Well nobody’s filming us now, are they?”