Scratching Vs Squeezing
(My girlfriend and I are snuggling after being intimate. I had been scratching an itch earlier, which had bothered her. I go to scratch again, when she grabs my hand, places it between her breasts, and starts yelling.)
Girlfriend: “The power of boobs compels you!”
Me: “That is so going up.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?