Love You Until My Last Breath

(I am on phone with my long-distance boyfriend. As my laptop is out for repair, I am so bored that I keep calling him the whole day. This leads to him telling me to stop suffocating him. After a while, we are both cool about the comment and are joking about it. He then calls me.)

Me: “Babe, are you on a suicide mission?”

Boyfriend: “Why do u ask that?”

Me: “Am I not suffocating you? Aren’t you gasping for breath?”

(It finally strikes him, he makes gasping for breath noises.)

Boyfriend: “Yes I am dying, but I would rather die talking to you than not talking to you.”