Pickup Lines With Strong Legs

(My friend has been trying to hit on this one waitress all night and failing miserably. He has a physical disability and requires crutches in order to walk. It’s not apparent since he’s sitting at a table.)

Waitress: “Give me one good reason as to why I should go out with you.”

Friend: *puts his crutches on the table* “Pity f***?”

(He got her number!)