No Longer The Digital Age

(I am walking home with my female friends from a party at about 11 pm. We are 17-18 and there are a group of boys who can’t be older than 13-14 just ahead.)

Me: *noticing group of boys looking over* “Oh, God, here we go.”

Boy: *to my friend * “Hey, baby, can I get some digits?”

Friend: “Digits? Seriously? What is this, 2006? You’re, like, 12, for god’s sake!”

Boys: *speechless*

Friend: “GO TO BED, YOU UNDERAGE FOOLS!”