Husbands Against Humanity

(I’m explaining the game ‘Cards Against Humanity’ to a male friend while my husband plays on his computer nearby.)

Me: “There are black card and white cards. One person flips a black card and reads what it says. It is usually a question or a statement with blanks. Then everyone else looks at their white cards and picks what they think is the funniest to fill in the blank. The person who picks the funniest wins the round! I’ll grab two random cards as an example.”

(I grab one black card and one white card without looking.)

Me: “‘The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on BLANK.’ So then you reread it adding in the white card. ‘The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on My Vagina.’”

Husband: “I’ve been. It’s not worth the 50 cents.”