The Strange Color Of Love

| Romantic | June 5, 2014

(My husband’s an engineer. I’m an artist. When we got married he was surprised to learn that there are more than ten colors, and since then has been working hard to identify other shades and how they occur.)

Husband: “Wow, honey! Your veins make your butt the same color as my boss’ face!”

(I’m usually very pleased by his attempts to understand my world, but this one…)

Me: “… Ah, I don’t… I wouldn’t say… that… repercussions.”

Husband: *shrugs* “I’m not going to say it at work. Who’s going to give me repercussions?”

Me: “Your wife…”

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