Cheating Them Out Of A Decent Fight
(My partner and I are very honest and trust each other. Neither of us are the jealous types, but we have fun pretending to be one.)
Partner: *texting someone*
Me: “I don’t understand people who have to regularly check their partner’s phones.”
Partner: “For what?”
Me: “Evidence of cheating.”
Partner: “That’s ridiculous.”
Me: *sarcastically* “Who are you cheating on me with?!” *grabs his phone and checks his texts*
Partner: “Oh yeah?!” *he takes my phone and checks my chatting app*
(After about a minute of checking his phone, I throw his phone back to him.)
Me: “All I learned was that you’re cheating on me with me.”
Partner: *throws my phone back at me* “Yeah, this really is ridiculous.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?