You’ll Be Thanking For The Spanking

(I’ve had a horrible day, so my best friend and godson call me to cheer me up. While talking, I accidentally cuss. My godson calls me out on this.)

Me: “You’re right, [Godson]. I said a bad word. I need a spanking.”

Godson: “Uncle [My Name]’s girlfriend can spank him.”

(Cue at least three minutes of laughter between the three of us. I still want to know where my godson got the concept of girlfriends and boyfriends spanking each other!)