28 Naps Later

(I am an English teacher, and sixth period is one of my Junior-level classes. A student falls asleep in class and just will not wake up, not even after I draw on his face with water-soluble ink. So I get the rest of the class to hide in the hallway, and then I come running back into the classroom to wake my kiddo up.)

Me: “Oh, my God! There’s a survivor!”

Student: *stares blankly, blinking the sleep away* “How long have I been asleep…?”

Me: “Long enough for the world to end.”

(Cue the rest of the class losing it in the hallway.)