Trying To Be As Cute As A (Belly) Button

(I am sitting on the couch and my boyfriend comes over, lifts up my shirt, puts his head on my stomach, and covers his head.)

Me: “Babe, what are you doing?”

Boyfriend: “Hiding.”

Me: “Okay. Have fun in there.”

Boyfriend: “I will, because I have belly button in here. Hello, belly button. I love you.”

Me: “I don’t even know what to do with you anymore.”

Boyfriend: “That’s fine. All I need is belly button.”