Take Back That Thought
(I’m visiting my mother, who’s looking after my sister’s six-year-old daughter. My cousin had a baby the year before.)
Mom: “Did you hear? [Cousin] is going to have another baby.”
(My niece looks up in a state of shock and horror.)
Me: “No, [Niece], she’s having a second baby. She’s not trading in the first one.”
Niece: *sigh of relief*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?