Acting In-Seine

(My social studies teacher is asking the students to name the places he points to on a map of Asia. He points to a particular river, which no one can name correctly. Suddenly, he jumps up onto his desk and starts pounding his chest.)

Teacher: “I’m a gorilla!”

(He jumps from one desk onto another.)

Teacher: “I’m a gorilla! I’m a gorilla!”

Classmate: “Oh! Mekong!”