A Seconds Second Meaning
(I am with my friend and her family for the weekend. We are getting ready to go out for dinner and my friend is taking a while primping. Her sister gets impatient.)
Sister: “Come on, I’m starving!”
Friend: “I’m almost ready, just gimmie a sec.”
Sister: “I’ve given you enough secs already!”
(She hears what she has just said out loud, and turns very red.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?