The Grinch Who Guards The Train
(My best mate and I are getting on a train after being at a friend’s Christmas party at her cousin’s house where we knew no one. Getting on the train with us is a friend of our friend who we met at the party. As we step onto the train, the guy yells really loud.)
Guy: “MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!”
(As we go to sit down a train guard barrels down the platform to where we’re sitting and get really close to the guys face.)
Guard: “Are we going to have an issue?”
Guy: “Nah, mate, just wishing everyone a good Chrissie is all.”
(Guard stands back.)
Guard: “All right, just don’t yell s***.” *gets off train*
Guy: “F*** me, he needs a root, a nap, or a strong drink.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?