Zordon Couldn’t Have Sprung For Some Underwear?

, , , , | Right | October 30, 2018

(It’s Halloween night and I’m working third shift. While the night is dying, a coworker of mine passes and asks me:)

Coworker: “Have you see the Power Ranger?

Me: “No, I haven’t.”

(A few minutes later, past me walked a portly gentleman wearing a clingy, paper-thin, red Power Ranger morphsuit. And no underwear. I could see all the contours to everything he had, sticking straight through the skin-tight suit, complete with tiny little hairs poking through the Spandex. I wanted to flush both my eyes with bleach for five minutes solid when I got home that morning.)

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