Zombies Need Contractors Too

(A customer calls and asks about a company that is subcontracted to manage some machinery in the warehouse. I explain it to him.)

Caller: “Oh, so you’re an umbrella corporation, then?”

Me: “Yes, sir, that’s correct. Except we don’t have zombies.”

Caller: “I’m sorry, what?”

Me: “Never mind, sir. Did you have any other questions today?”

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