Zombies Need Contractors Too
(A customer calls and asks about a company that is subcontracted to manage some machinery in the warehouse. I explain it to him.)
Caller: “Oh, so you’re an umbrella corporation, then?”
Me: “Yes, sir, that’s correct. Except we don’t have zombies.”
Caller: “I’m sorry, what?”
Me: “Never mind, sir. Did you have any other questions today?”
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Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
