Zombie Vampire Love
(My mum and I are talking about vampires, and why people are attracted to them more than other supernatural creatures.)
Me: “They’ve always been a metaphor for our more carnal desires.”
Mum: “Yes, but if you think about it, it’s gross. A dead person drinking your blood.”
Me: “Well, depends what your kinks are.”
Mum: “Yes but necromancy!?”
Me: “—philia, not —mancy, mum. We’re not talking about raising the dead here.”
Mum: “Well, we might have to do that first!”
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