Zombie Vampire Love

| Related | April 14, 2012

(My mum and I are talking about vampires, and why people are attracted to them more than other supernatural creatures.)

Me: “They’ve always been a metaphor for our more carnal desires.”

Mum: “Yes, but if you think about it, it’s gross. A dead person drinking your blood.”

Me: “Well, depends what your kinks are.”

Mum: “Yes but necromancy!?”

Me: “—philia, not —mancy, mum. We’re not talking about raising the dead here.”

Mum: “Well, we might have to do that first!”

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