Zombie Cats Have Nine Deaths

| Related | December 18, 2013

(My boyfriend has an adorable niece. Her father is a hardcore gamer. We go over to visit.)

Niece: *shrieks and screams* “Zomie ki ki! Zomie ki ki!”

(My niece points at the very old, very thin cat who is hiding under the couch.)

Mother: “Yeah. Some of her first words. ‘Zombie kitty.’ Whenever she sees that cat she screams and hides from the zombie kitty.”

Me: *to my boyfriend* “You have the coolest niece ever!”

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