Zip This Until You Zit This
(Before bed, I strategically wait until my husband is out of the bathroom to take care of a mildly embarrassing problem. However, I don’t realize he has stopped just outside the doorway.)
Husband: *gazing at me lovingly* “Know what?”
Me: *disconcerted but attempting nonchalance* “What?”
Husband: “I love you.”
Me: “I love you, too.”
Husband: “Know what else?”
Me: “Why are you telling me all this as I’m trying to pop a pimple?!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
