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Zero Lying Going On Here

, , , , | Right | June 22, 2020

I am working at the front desk at a hotel.

Caller: “Can you tell me how far your hotel is from Mustang Island?”

Me: “We are on the island.”

Caller: “Yes, but how far away is the island from the hotel?”

Me: “Like I said, we are on the island.”

Caller: “Look, I don’t think you understood. How… far… are… you… from… Mustang… Island?”

I give up.

Me: “Um… less than a mile.”

Caller: “See, was that so hard?” *Hangs up*

Coworker: “Did they really not get it?”

Me: “Nope. But at least I didn’t have to lie to them; zero is less than one mile.”