Yule Figure It Out Eventually

, , , , , | Related | December 19, 2019

(I call my daughter at work in her sandwich shop, because I am buying Yule candy and want to know what kind she wants. However, I don’t identify myself, and apparently, she doesn’t recognize me so our conversation goes like this:)

Daughter: “Thanks for calling [Sandwich Shop], [Daughter] speaking.”

Me: “Hey ya. Are mint M&Ms better than peanut, or peanut better than mint?”

Daughter: “Umm, peanut is better? I like peanut better…” *confused silence*

Me: “Thanks. Bye!”

(An hour later, she gets her break and texts me back:)

Daughter: “DID YOU CALL ME AT WORK TO ASK ABOUT M&Ms?!”

(I totally lost my s*** in the grocery store that I’d moved on to.)

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