Yukon See It On A Map, Part 3

(A customer is trying to use a vending machine. It doesn’t work, so she comes up to me.)

Customer: “Excuse me, my bills won’t work. Can I exchange you for a five?”

(I don’t carry any cash on the shop floor.)

Me: “Sorry. All I have is this.”

(I pull out a Canadian five-dollar bill.)

Customer: “What the heck is that?”

Me: “It’s a Canadian bill.”

(The customer continues to look confused.)

Customer: “What’s Canadian?”

Me: “It’s the country right above you. Canada?”

(The customer looks up to the ceiling, perplexed.)

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