You’ve Reached The Mos Eisley Branch

| Working | June 5, 2014

(I work in a high end retail store which has many branches across the UK and in parts of Europe. The phone starts ringing so I answer it as I’m free. It is the 4th May.)

Me: “Hello! This is [Store] Basingstoke. [My name] speaking. How can I help you today?”

Caller: “… You’re not Bath.”

Me: “Eh… no…”

Caller: “I’m [Caller] from the Bristol branch… I need Bath.”

Me: “This is not the store you are looking for.”

Caller: “… This is not the store we are looking for.”

Me: “We can go about our business.”

Caller: “… You can go about your business.”

Me: “… I don’t know the next bit.”

Caller: “‘Move along,’ I think?”

Me: “Ah, well, May the Fourth be with you.”

Caller: “And you.” *hangs up whilst laughing*

Coworker: “What… was that?”

Me: “It’s Star Wars day.”

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