You’ve Heard Of A Soft Open, But Have You Heard Of…
I work in an old-time five-and-ten-cent store. I have left for the day and am walking to my car.
Customer: “Are you still open?”
Me: “No, ma’am, we have closed.”
Customer: “Is it a soft close or hard close?”
Me: “I’m sorry but we’re closed!”
Customer: “Yes, but is it a hard close or soft close?”
Me: *Thinking* “CLOSED is CLOSED!”
Me: “Sorry, ma’am, the manager is grabbing her stuff to leave for the night!”
I’d never heard of a soft close before.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?