You’ve Been Had

(I’m running the grill for both the inside and drive-thru after a very busy lunch rush. The cashier at the drive-thru — a girl with a particular reputation — is exhausted after three hours without a break. We finally get a lull in drive-thru customers.)

Cashier: “Whew! I have had it!”

Me: “Oh? How many times?”

(Everyone on the line was in stunned silence, since I’m normally very polite. After about five seconds, everyone burst out laughing.)