You’ve Awoken My Annoyance

, , , | | Working | May 21, 2018

(I am awoken from a deep sleep by a telemarketing call.)

Me: “Hello?”

Salesperson: “Hi, is this [My Name]?”

Me: *still groggy* “Yes, it is.”

Salesperson: “My name is [Salesperson] with [Company], and I was wondering… Hey, were you sleeping?”

Me: “I was, yes.”

Salesperson: “Wow. No offense, but you should be ashamed. It’s nearly one pm! What kind of lazy slugabed are you to be sleeping in the middle of the afternoon?”

Me: “The kind that worked a 12-hour night shift at the hospital and didn’t get home until close to nine am.”

Salesperson: *long pause* “So, as I was saying, I’m [Salesperson] with [Company], and I was wondering if you’d be interested in—”

Me: *click*

1 Thumbs
658
VOTES