You’re Totally Crushing It

(All of my cousins are staying at my aunt’s house for a few days, while our parents are out of town. I am the oldest and decide I will read them a book called Don’t Let The Pigeon Drive The Bus. The book requires the children to repeatedly say no.)

Me: *reading as the pigeon* “I bet your mom would let me drive the bus.”

All Three At Once: “No.”

Me: *as pigeon* “I have dreams you know. You’re crushing my dreams!” *the crushing my dreams part was improvised by me*

Cousin #1: “I love crushing dreams.”

Me: “Okay, then.”