You’re In The Top Ten Percent Of Customers

, , , , | Right | February 26, 2018

(A military surplus shop in town is going out of business and having a sale on the remaining merchandise. I am walking around browsing, when the owner approaches me.)

Owner: “If you find something you want, I’m giving you an extra 10% off.”

Me: “Really? Why?”

Owner: “I saw you pick up the shirt that had fallen off the rack and replace it.”

Me: “But I was the one who knocked it off in the first place!”

(He must have been used to some really impolite customers.)

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