You’re Their Number One Customer Service Representative!

, , , | Right | December 19, 2018

(I am taking a quick bathroom break mid-shift. I’ve just sat down when someone loudly knocks on the stall door. I look up to see a customer with her face pressed to the gap in the door frame, staring at me.)

Customer: “Excuse me! Do you have these pants in a size sixteen?”

Me: “I, uh… don’t know. I’m in the bathroom.”

Customer: “Well, yeah! I know! I followed you in. I just need to know if you have them in a size sixteen?”

Me: “There are other employees…”

Customer: “Yeah, but I’m asking you!”

Me: “Okay, well, uh… When I’m done I will check, okay?”

Customer: *sighs* “Okay, fine!”

(There’s a long pause, and the customer is still staring at me.)

Customer: “Are you going number one or number two? I don’t have a lot of time to wait!”

Me: “Why don’t you wait outside, and I’ll help you when I come out?”

Customer: “Why is it so hard to get good customer service?!”

(She stormed out and I was left with a bad case of shy bladder.)

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