You’re The Stinkiest Person To Ever Stay In That Room

, , , | Right | October 11, 2018

(I work in a motel.)

Guest: “I don’t like my room and would like a new one.”

Me: “What was wrong with the room?”

Guest: “It’s a handicap room.”

Me: “Oh, so, you don’t like the additional handicap stuff?”

Guest: “No, I don’t like the smell. Everyone knows that handicapped people smell because they can’t take care of themselves.”

(I know that the room has recently been renovated.)

Me: “Well, actually—”

Guest: “WELL, IT’S TRUE! Give the room to someone else! Let it be their problem.”

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