You’re The Cat’s Pajamas, Honey!
A few months ago, my wife and I adopted a pair of cats that we both absolutely adore. My wife and I are in our home office doing our own things when I spy the cats entering the room. I reach back and give them both pets, cooing at them.
Me: “Love you, [Cat #1]! Love you, [Cat #2]!”
I notice my wife looking at me, amused.
Me: “Love you, [Wife]!”
Wife: “Oh, I see. I rank below the cats for your affections.”
Me: *Looking insulted* “Of course not! You’re more of an afterthought.”
She laughed and gave me a thumbs up.
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