You’re Still A Pizza The Problem

Customer: “I want to order [pizza].”

Me: “Is that for delivery or collection, ma’am?”

Customer: “Delivery. Address is [five miles away]. I’m trying to reduce my carbon footprint by not driving out to you.”

Me: “Ma’am, you do realize we will still need to drive the pizzas out to you?”

Customer: “I’m trying to reduce my carbon footprint. Not yours.”