If You’re Screwed You Win
(I am walking past the checkouts and see a few workers pointing at random customers. One points at me. I decide to investigate.)
Me: “Sorry, I couldn’t help noticing… What are you talking about?”
Coworker #1: *nervous* “Umm, we were just playing a game.”
Coworker #2: “F***, marry, kill?”
Me: “Oh, I know that.” *walks away* “Wait… Which one was I?”
Coworker #2: “Umm, f***.”
Me: “Oh!”
Coworker #2: “But I would have to get really drunk beforehand… but only because I’m gay. Not because you aren’t attractive, or anything.”
Me: “Oh, okay.”
Coworker #2: “I think I’ll just go over there and kill myself now.”
Me: “Oh, well. Nice knowing you!”
(As I walked away I heard them grilling him on why he told me. Despite it being highly inappropriate, I found it quite funny. I also was the one who asked, so I didn’t really have a right to be offended, anyway.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.