You’re Right, That IS Some Crazy S***!

A coworker and I are working the counter, talking about something.

Coworker: “…that’s some crazy s***.”

A customer heard our conversation.

Customer: “I can’t believe you would talk like that!”

Coworker: “I’m really sorry, sir. It was an accident.”

Customer: “Do you know what I do for a living? I’m a preacher. I can’t believe you’d talk like that.”

Coworker: *Leaving.* “I’m so sorry, sir.”

Me: “Sorry about that, sir.”

Customer: “It’s disgusting language. I’m a preacher.

Me: “I’m sorry that happened, sir.”

Customer: *Looking around uncomfortably.* “Look, I’m not really a preacher.”

Me: “Um… okay.”

Customer: “Well, I could have been a preacher.”